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To the tune of 'Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer'
1...2...1234.
Derek the inhuman robot
Had a radioactive beard
And if you ever saw him
Then you would be quite afeared.
Unlike the other robots
He was not a metal slave
He spent all of his days planning
To put all humans in the grave.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
Derek with your murderous plans
Won't you...SHIT YOU CUT OFF BOTH MY HANDS!
How all the robots loved him
When he went on a killing spree
Derek the inhuman robot
Wiped out all humanitee
Wiped out all Humanitee
(Merry Christmas #2)
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