Who wouldn't? (Now updated with contributions from friends.)
Favourite Deaths.
Tears in
the Raindrops as Rutger's switched off,
Nommed by a shark, bring up blood with a cough,
Poor Gwyneth Paltrow is only a head,
these are a few of my favourite deaths.
Hans Gruber falling from Nakatomi's Top,
Chestbursting John Hurt and out the airlock.
Freddy gets poor Johnny Depp in his bed.
these are a few of my favourite deaths.
Bambi's mum bleeds out Mufasa stampeeded,
Charlie don't surf but napalm's still needed
An overweight metaphor, Kurtz takes his last breath,
these are a few of my favourite deaths.
When the knife cuts, when the gun shoots,
when I'm feeling sad,
I simply remember Scanner's exploding head,
and then I don't feel so bad.
Lynchian pimp tries to headbutt a table,
Church spire aims to make body more stable,
Fire extinguisher makes such a mess,
these are a few of my favourite deaths (Plushy)
Fall on a handgrenade, go out a hero
Execute vampires in death by stereo
Howie in Wicker Man, pour on the meths
These are a few of my favourite deaths (Sarah)
Trapped under ice whilst playing ice hockey
Bisected on a bridge by a headless jockey
Pushed off a raft, Leo takes his last breaths
These are a few of my favourite deaths. (Richard Buffet)
Sliced like an egg by a criss cross red laser.
That guy in the omen in need of a glazer
William Foster’s passing left me bereft
but these are a few of my favourite deaths. (Richard Buffet)
Quadruple amputee knight won't stop fighting
Opera Ghost sabotages the lighting
Victims name murderers with their last breaths
Just a few more of my favourite deaths (Sarah)
Nommed by a shark, bring up blood with a cough,
Poor Gwyneth Paltrow is only a head,
these are a few of my favourite deaths.
Hans Gruber falling from Nakatomi's Top,
Chestbursting John Hurt and out the airlock.
Freddy gets poor Johnny Depp in his bed.
these are a few of my favourite deaths.
Bambi's mum bleeds out Mufasa stampeeded,
Charlie don't surf but napalm's still needed
An overweight metaphor, Kurtz takes his last breath,
these are a few of my favourite deaths.
When the knife cuts, when the gun shoots,
when I'm feeling sad,
I simply remember Scanner's exploding head,
and then I don't feel so bad.
Lynchian pimp tries to headbutt a table,
Church spire aims to make body more stable,
Fire extinguisher makes such a mess,
these are a few of my favourite deaths (Plushy)
Fall on a handgrenade, go out a hero
Execute vampires in death by stereo
Howie in Wicker Man, pour on the meths
These are a few of my favourite deaths (Sarah)
Trapped under ice whilst playing ice hockey
Bisected on a bridge by a headless jockey
Pushed off a raft, Leo takes his last breaths
These are a few of my favourite deaths. (Richard Buffet)
Sliced like an egg by a criss cross red laser.
That guy in the omen in need of a glazer
William Foster’s passing left me bereft
but these are a few of my favourite deaths. (Richard Buffet)
Quadruple amputee knight won't stop fighting
Opera Ghost sabotages the lighting
Victims name murderers with their last breaths
Just a few more of my favourite deaths (Sarah)
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