Status Report. Mon 17th May.

Times urinated on - 1 (he also got the floor and Tweety Pete the magical bird toy that seems to stop all crying.)

Times vomited on - Mostly vomit free today.

Other - 0

Times The Shrew seems to have fallen asleep so I have very carefully put him to bed and then picked up the computer to try and get something done and he has immediately started screaming - 4

Cups of Coffee drunk - 3

Cups of Green Tea - 3

Food consumed - 1 X Fish and chips that were rather unpleasant.

Odd Jobs done - 1 (I had some blood taken ahead of my infusion of EXTREMELY STRONG DRUGS in a couple of weeks.)

Words - 272 (although they are not good but that's not important. The fact they are there is all that matters. Goodness can be added later.)

Level of dislike felt for chapter 6 - 8.3

My back hurts. The Shrew has started to smile though he has not quite worked out just what a devastating part of his armoury this skill has the potential to be. How do I say no to that?



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Status Report. Wed 12th May.

Times urinated on - 0 (Hurrah.)
Times vomited on - 2 (boo)
Other - 0
Times The Shrew seems to have fallen asleep so you have very carefully put him to bed and then picked up the computer to try and get something done and he has immediately started screaming - 4 (he has a cold so we'll let him off.)
Cups of Coffee drunk - 2 (all needed reheating)
Cups of Tea - 0
Food consumed - 1 A cheap pepperoni pizza that made me feel sick.
Odd Jobs done - 1 (If visiting the dentist for a filling counts. Orw my mouf.)

Words - 365. (Mostly dialogue so it looks like more words than it is.)

Status Report. Tues May 11th.

Times urinated on - 0 (The Rookmother had that honour today.)
Times vomited on - 1
Other - 0
Times The Shrew seems to have fallen asleep so you have very carefully put him to bed and then picked up the computer to try and get something done and he has immediately started screaming - 6
Cups of Coffee drunk - 3 (all needed reheating)
Cups of Tea - 0
Food confused - 1 Croissant and a few Cheese and Onion Chutney Flavoured crisps.
Odd Jobs done - 1 (I finally got all the cables around the TV into those cable tidy things as they had been irritating me intensely. This was an important task. YES IT WAS.)

Words - 2


FYI. Rook is variously known as: Rooksley, The Shrew, Shrewby, Child, Tiny, The Small and infinite variations of all of the above.

Dentist tomorrow. May get some more writing done in the small hours.